Spoil Your Senses...

!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW!!!!!!!!!

^^^^^Ultra-special care for you! SPA of the FUTURE^^^^^

 Are you tired of warm cleansing calming water coming out of your shower head every day?
Want to feel like tearing down walls and screaming at the top of your lungs with excitement?
Come to the first HUMAN DRY-CLEANER'S!!

 PAMPERING PIPES

We will blow the dirt off your back!

~~working hours : from 4:30pm to 7:30 pm, otherwise you'll get normal showers with warm running water like the normal average Joes;
~~we work with substances that will make your skin glow.(cause they're radioactive nonetheless :D )
~~a treatment with cold purifying air will energize you like nothing else; you will feel (and look) like the Incredible Hulk! (i.e. green and pissed off)

CAUTION : beware of Mosquito-zillas that might enter through the air vents!
Check us out only in Hostel G4, 3rd floor room 310,Town of Magurele, Ilfov County

P.S.: yes, we do have a water problem; we were on stake out every evening, until I realized  that water too deserves a dinner break. :| the glow part is still under trials! =))